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Hey now, whatcha say
tonight you know I gotta real hot date
and if it goes well then I won't have to masturbate
Hey now, don'tcha see
I met her on E-Harmony (you know I)
take her down to I-Hop romantically.

Don't you want to buy me a pancake dinner?
This trucker cap reads: “I'm a Sexy Winner.”

Hey now, whatcha say
I'm gonna take you far away
on a bright white steed down to Mantego Bay
Hey now, Don'tcha see
why you gotta act crazy?
It's not everyday I get a steak knife pointed at me

Don't you want to buy me pancake dinner?
Syrup makes me drool like B.F. Skinner. (x2)

Don't you want to buy me a pancake dinner?
Everything about this tie screams, “I'm a sexy winner!”
You know I'll take you far away
On a pancake boat down to Syrup Bay
I'm gonna butter your grits in the most romantic way.

But things got weird tonight
you know you made your point with an old steak knife
now I might have to pee strange for the rest of my life

I was walking just the other day yeah
down a lonesome street.
I was wearing some sadness boots on my
tiny depression feet.
yeah, tiny depression feet.

I was walking just the other day yeah
down a street of gold.
I'd been drinking so I had no pants on
and it was mighty cold.
yeah, oh shrinking-dinky cold.

I was walking just the other day yeah
down a glum avenue.
that was in the old Bummer District
of old Sadskatoon.
yeah, of old sad bastard town.

I was walking just the other day yeah
San Francisco Street.
I was looking for Bilbo Baggins
That bastard stole my ring.
Yeah, That bastard stole my ring.

Yeah little mama gonna take you down
we're gonna ride to Syrup Bay
Gonna ride little ol' pancake boat right down to old Breakfast Lane
yeah, Breakfast Lane!

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from The Eagle's Greatest Hits, released May 20, 2011

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