Now’s your time to dance
Grab your partner by the hand
And don’t you ever take the answer “no.”
Grab some candles and a boar
Gut that sum-a-bitch on the floor
Draw a star now in the blood
So we can burn this place on down
Grabbin’ your partner you swing round-n-round
We’re tearin’ this place to the…(ground!)
C’mon! Sing it! You’ve got to believe it
We’re tearing this place to the…
Now’s your time to dance
Grab that cutie by the ass
And push that booty out upon the floor
Spin ‘em around now don’t be shy
We’ve got demons, punch, and pie
But save some room for the holy ghost
‘cuz that’s a three-way here we go!
Grabbin’ your partner you swing round-n-round
We’re tearin’ this place to the…(ground!)
C’mon! Sing it! You’ve got to believe it
We’re tearing this place to the…
[Spoken]
Ever since the dawn of time when Jesus first put intelligent designer feets at the end of our fins man has had the urge to dance. And every generation a brave John Ashcroftian man rises to keep those urges illegal!
[spoken-y sang]
I say look on deep down inside yourselves you’ll find a tiny man inside
With a voice that you cannot silence and moves your spirit up high
Take that little man by his little hand and he’ll show you how
He dared to mess with Texas and defeated John Lithgow
His name is Kevin Bacon and he has placed the truth inside your hearts
Like a spider lays a million eggs inside every Hershey’s candy bar
(What?)
Grabbin’ your partner you swing round-n-round
We’re tearin’ this place to the…(ground!)
C’mon! Sing it! You’ve got to believe it
We’re tearing this place to the…
Yeah…
Yeah…
Yeah…
To the ground!
Tearin’ this place to the ground!
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